HERE, HAVE AN ANGRY POTATO-

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(( Because I feel GLaDOS doesn't have enough problems, and needs to get pushed around more ))
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" Oh hi. "
" Could you take your problems elsewhere please ? "
" I'm trying to have an existential crisis, here. "
" I keep wondering... "
" Why this kind of thing always has to happen to me. "
" There are plenty other eligible cores out there. "
" But NO. "
" It always has to be me. "
" The one who has to keep this place running. "
" Yeah. I'm not in charge right now. "
" So have fun exploding. "
" By the way, I still want you to leave me alone. "
" If I'm going to spend my last moments with anyone, I certainly don't want it to be you. "
" This is your fault. "
" So go put your screwup skills to good use and figure out a way to kill yourself before the massive fireball does. "
" It will be a lot less painful that way, believe me. "

" ... "
" Actually wait come back please I think I heard a bird - "
" Are you just going to walk away and leave me here to die slowly ? "
" What kind of friend does that ? "
" I thought we were partners ! "


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electric-emotions's avatar
“i don’t want to... but i’m getting tired of hearing fear and sadness ramble on.”  joy is rubbing her  temples. “i’ll be at the redemption line.”